Everyone loves remote control toys. But the problem with most of them is, unless you manage to remote control one directly down someone's throat, they're pretty useless as weapons. But what if we were to tell you that we fixed that obvious design flaw?

Those of you who spent the weekend Tokyo drift-racing your way to a rap battle—or whatever it is people do when they go outside on the weekend—probably feel pretty good about yourselves right now. At the end of the day, though, what do you have to show for it? Vague memories of changing lanes. Twenty-five of the people who wisely chose to stay home and craft items, on the other hand, now have shiny new ultra-rare golden wrenches that they can keep. For a weekend? No. For a lifetime. Eat it, drift-racers. Eat all of it.

Since our announcement of Team Fortress 2 on the Mac, we've received literally thousands of emails from over seven people, curious as to how the Apple comic shown in the update fits into the ongoing TF saga. Did Saxton Hale really buy the Apple company? Can Heavy's gun actually shoot email bullets now? Who was that mysterious figure? And why were Valve's lawyers so insistent that he remain mysterious?

arcadeZOMBiE: There was a wardrobe malfunction in the mums race :)

arcadeZOMBiE: Sat in a field. Watching my daughters sports day.

Do you hear that? That ominous, otherworldly silence? That's what we in the game biz call the calm before a storm. And keep listening... do you hear that distant rumble? We call that thunder. It happens during a storm whenever it's not quiet.

arcadeZOMBiE: Just had a call from my son who is on his way home from germany. Apparently he's been dragged out of bed and hit with a hammer by two lads!

arcadeZOMBiE: http://scifiwire.com/pics/BruceCampbellsSoupLabels-scifiwire.pdf excellent :)

arcadeZOMBiE: Time to come home boys... You are crap!

arcadeZOMBiE: Really missing my son now. So pleased he'll be home tomorrow.

arcadeZOMBiE: @LeeBohan Just in the US m8

arcadeZOMBiE: Playing poker :)

Voting is going strong for next week's Encore Mutation Poll.

On the 360 side, Chainsaw Massacre is the runway leader with 43% of the vote. On the PC side, we are quite a bit closer with Headshot! leading with only 33% over Chainsaw Massacre's 32%. This is a close race, so make sure to get your vote in by Thursday night!

The Zend Framework team announces the immediate availability of Zend Framework 1.10.6, our sixth maintenance release in the 1.10 series. This release includes more than 30 bug fixes. You may download it from the Zend Framework site .

arcadeZOMBiE: True Blood season 3 \o/. Didn't see that had started

arcadeZOMBiE: Downloading iOS4 :)